Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving - Club CDFreaks

Hyperspace · 19-03-2007

"VANCOUVER - A man says it wasn't the 10 beers and a double cocktail that caused his car to weave before being pulled over by police.

Kristopher Lind says his attention wasn't fully on his driving because his wife had a sex toy bought that day at a sex show in Vancouver.

At his impaired driving trial in B.C., Lind testified he and his wife were driving in Vancouver when they decided to check out the sex toy.

The package proved difficult for his wife to unwrap, so she handed it to him while he was driving.

He said he opened the package with one hand, using his knee to help steer the car, and did the same again to insert batteries.

Once the device was working, he said, his wife took it

He was arrested after he failed a roadside breathalyser test.

Lind denied he was driving while drunk.

The judge will render his verdict March 28"

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...ense16-ON.html
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**DrageMester** · 19-03-2007

Is it worse to be driving while drunk or driving while stupid?

Hyperspace · 19-03-2007

In his case it was both.

**geno888** · 19-03-2007

*jm1647* · 19-03-2007

His wife took the sex toy after he got it working, sounds like she used it on him and made him swerve

*bigmike7* · 20-03-2007

Yo-

Hella funny-eh!!

**Arachne** · 20-03-2007

Sorry for nicking your smileys, Geno...but that was just too funny

**geno888** · 20-03-2007

hehe no problem

*debro* · 20-03-2007

Lol! That tale gave me a buzz

Doctor Morbius · 21-03-2007

When I first read the title I thought the guy had something up his arse that was causing him to drive erectically.

Doctor Morbius · 21-03-2007

Erectically, get it? This stuff's gold Jerry, GOLD!

hotbabe · 14-06-2007

This is sort of amusing, although i don't usually laugh about other unhappiness. He caused himself this situation, i can't help him whit that.

*debro* · 14-06-2007

Maybe his wife caused it

She might have wanted to test it right away

and that would distract any normal man from his driving.

19-03-2007	#1 (permalink)
Hyperspace Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: lllll_llllll_llll_llllll Posts: 581	Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving <a href='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a13febf7&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=30&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a13febf7' border='0' alt='' /></a> "VANCOUVER - A man says it wasn't the 10 beers and a double cocktail that caused his car to weave before being pulled over by police. Kristopher Lind says his attention wasn't fully on his driving because his wife had a sex toy bought that day at a sex show in Vancouver. At his impaired driving trial in B.C., Lind testified he and his wife were driving in Vancouver when they decided to check out the sex toy. The package proved difficult for his wife to unwrap, so she handed it to him while he was driving. He said he opened the package with one hand, using his knee to help steer the car, and did the same again to insert batteries. Once the device was working, he said, his wife took it He was arrested after he failed a roadside breathalyser test. Lind denied he was driving while drunk. The judge will render his verdict March 28" http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...ense16-ON.html ___

19-03-2007	#2 (permalink)
DrageMester Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Denmark Posts: 13,833	Re: Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving Is it worse to be driving while drunk or driving while stupid?

19-03-2007	#3 (permalink)
Hyperspace Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: lllll_llllll_llll_llllll Posts: 581	Re: Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving In his case it was both.

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19-03-2007	#5 (permalink)
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20-03-2007	#6 (permalink)
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20-03-2007	#7 (permalink)
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20-03-2007	#9 (permalink)
debro Blown to smitherines Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The c@ke mixer Posts: 9,823	Re: Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving Lol! That tale gave me a buzz __________________ CDFreaks - Overwhelmed by Ignorance since 2005! We lost the battle, but we haven't lost the war! Click Here to sign up to the resistance movement! Viva La Resistance! Admitting that you've illegally downloaded movies/songs and need help to process/burn is comparable to robbing a bank, and walking into the bank the next day holding the bags of money to deposit them into your account. Don't be surprised if people laugh at you when you make the headlines.

21-03-2007	#10 (permalink)
Doctor Morbius CD Freaks Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Planet Claire Posts: 475	Re: Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving When I first read the title I thought the guy had something up his arse that was causing him to drive erectically. __________________ "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell." - Christopher Walken "Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!'" - Spike "Your kung fu is the best!" - Melvin Frohike I love the smell of Phthalocyanine in the morning! Main System: 754 3400+ OC'ed to 2.53GHz \| 1.5GB Ballistix PC3200 \| 2x400GB SATA, 1x160GB PATA \| LTR-52246S, PX-W2410A, SHW-160P6S Media Server: 939 FX-55 OC'ed to 2.8GHz \| 2GB Ballistix PC3200 \| 2x400GB SATA, 2x400GB PATA, 1x400GB PATA External \| LTR-52246S, Pio DVR-111L, SHW-160P6S, BQ DW-1650 Backup System: 939 Sempy 3200+ \| 1GB Ballistix PC3200 \| 1x120GB & 1x100GB PATA \| LTR-52246S, LTN-526D Shelved: BQ DW-1650 (backup), NEC-3550A, Pio DVR-105, LTD-163, LTN-526D \| 3x100GB PATA

21-03-2007	#11 (permalink)
Doctor Morbius CD Freaks Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Planet Claire Posts: 475	Re: Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving Erectically, get it? This stuff's gold Jerry, GOLD! __________________ "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell." - Christopher Walken "Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!'" - Spike "Your kung fu is the best!" - Melvin Frohike I love the smell of Phthalocyanine in the morning! Main System: 754 3400+ OC'ed to 2.53GHz \| 1.5GB Ballistix PC3200 \| 2x400GB SATA, 1x160GB PATA \| LTR-52246S, PX-W2410A, SHW-160P6S Media Server: 939 FX-55 OC'ed to 2.8GHz \| 2GB Ballistix PC3200 \| 2x400GB SATA, 2x400GB PATA, 1x400GB PATA External \| LTR-52246S, Pio DVR-111L, SHW-160P6S, BQ DW-1650 Backup System: 939 Sempy 3200+ \| 1GB Ballistix PC3200 \| 1x120GB & 1x100GB PATA \| LTR-52246S, LTN-526D Shelved: BQ DW-1650 (backup), NEC-3550A, Pio DVR-105, LTD-163, LTN-526D \| 3x100GB PATA

14-06-2007	#12 (permalink)
hotbabe Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2	Re: Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving This is sort of amusing, although i don't usually laugh about other unhappiness. He caused himself this situation, i can't help him whit that.

14-06-2007	#13 (permalink)
debro Blown to smitherines Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The c@ke mixer Posts: 9,823	Re: Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving Maybe his wife caused it She might have wanted to test it right away and that would distract any normal man from his driving. __________________ CDFreaks - Overwhelmed by Ignorance since 2005! We lost the battle, but we haven't lost the war! Click Here to sign up to the resistance movement! Viva La Resistance! Admitting that you've illegally downloaded movies/songs and need help to process/burn is comparable to robbing a bank, and walking into the bank the next day holding the bags of money to deposit them into your account. Don't be surprised if people laugh at you when you make the headlines.

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