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| CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: here
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| Why do I not win the lottery I get a ticket for every drawing and always play the same numbers so you would think some time I would win more that three dollars. I did win 100 dollars once, but I never do win the big one. Does someone out there know the secret on how to win if so post it here in a way that only you and I will understand so I can win next time and only me. |
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| CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Cthulhu Ninja Zombie
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| Re: Why do I not win the lottery Quote:
Ready? Start your own lottery | |
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| CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas, USA
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| Re: Why do I not win the lottery Heres how a lottery works: 20 million idiots buy tickets, 1 lucky idiot wins.
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| CD Freaks Guru Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Massachusetts
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| Re: Why do I not win the lottery Quote:
exactly...just another way for the state to make money. It's basically an idiot tax.
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| CD Freaks Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: Why do I not win the lottery Quote:
Last edited by Womble; 17-07-2006 at 08:37. Reason: Adding the ] so the quote works | |
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| CD Freaks Guru Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Massachusetts
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| Re: Why do I not win the lottery Quote:
solution: move to a non-lottery state and you don't have to see or hear anything regarding a lottery ever again ![]()
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| Blown to smitherines Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The c@ke mixer
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| Re: Why do I not win the lottery Quote:
1/20 lotteries are actually genuine lotteries, to minimise suspicion.
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