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*bcn_246* · 02-01-2005

Exactly, making it hard to convert, nearly done, will post it in WMV9 format soon!

*bcn_246* · 02-01-2005

Ok done, it has lost a little sharpness, it had to be recoded a few times:

Download Here (11mb, WMV9)

*Ssseth* · 03-01-2005

Black Dude Falling

(don't look at me, I didn't name the thing)

nEXusJ · 03-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by bcn_246

Ok done, it has lost a little sharpness, it had to be recoded a few times:

Download Here (11mb, WMV9)

Good on you Ben, though I still haven't wasted time downloading it... 56k sucks. Heh, you are a busy little bee with this type of stuff though. Hobby of yours?

nEXusJ · 03-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ssseth

Black Dude Falling

(don't look at me, I didn't name the thing)

Hahaha, more mindless nonsense from eBaum's fine emporium. Very cute.

And I don't think the name needs to be interpreted as a racial slur... it's just that the stick figure is coloured-in with black. Um, because of... visibility... reasons. Okay, nevermind. >.<

*Kenshin* · 03-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by bcn_246

Ok done, it has lost a little sharpness, it had to be recoded a few times:

Download Here (11mb, WMV9)

Downloading it now. 200KB/s.

*Ssseth* · 03-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenshin

Downloading it now. 200KB/s.

Downloaded at an avg speed of 800KB/sec, damn Ben that's some nice bandwidth. Only took a few seconds to download

*bcn_246* · 03-01-2005

Not a hobby, just wanted to see if it was possible to convert it into a usible format without losing loads of quality.

I will try posting it as a DivX/XviD AVI, it may be better quality.

Ben

*Airhead* · 03-01-2005

Ben

Though I wont be downloading it for another 15 minutes, my 2mbit connection gets bumped to a 8mbit one at noon...

*Mr. Belvedere* · 03-01-2005

Akiane paints. She's 10

*Airhead* · 03-01-2005

*bcn_246* · 03-01-2005

Ok done, XviD, mp3 Audio.

Download Here

Looks a little better

*Namoh* · 03-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Belvedere

Akiane paints. She's 10

Impressive.

*theone1_* · 03-01-2005

I'm starting to think that maybe that cheerleader emoticon should be added to the CDF official smiley list? It's becoming very popular

*Mr. Belvedere* · 03-01-2005

Nerds+Free Time=Mario in PostIt's

*theone1_* · 03-01-2005

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm ... Nerds

*mace* · 03-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by theone1_

I'm starting to think that maybe that cheerleader emoticon should be added to the CDF official smiley list? It's becoming very popular

not only those. but most of the got and fok (dutch forums) smilies

*Mr. Belvedere* · 03-01-2005

Create your own German Passport

*bcn_246* · 03-01-2005

McNuggets!!!!

**H3rB3i** · 03-01-2005

Just realised that Dee-27 has 34 referals!

congrats!!

*bcn_246* · 03-01-2005

Oh....
I only have 31

Guess I will put the sign up link at the top and in big

nEXusJ · 03-01-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by bcn_246

Ok done, XviD, mp3 Audio.

Download Here

Looks a little better

Haha, someone's got time on their hands.

On a related note, I will now have to reduce my posting frequency; school starts again... no more Christmas holidays... *cries*

So see you all later, maybe when I find some more time!

~James

*theone1_* · 03-01-2005

Ta ta, big boy

*debro* · 04-01-2005

The Modern Santa

deer santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those?
Santa

Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa

Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa

Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
Santa
P.S.
Tell your mom she got the part.

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa

Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE
could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney begging sh*t may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa

Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky

Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa

*debro* · 04-01-2005

Are there any Nzedders in the house?
Of course, over in NZ, they tell the same joke, except they use aussies instead

A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.

They found themselves stranded on a desert island and after being there
for a while they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to
watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The
breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the kiwi.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But
the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and lo, and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman
the Kiwi had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her,
and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon the New Zealander started to get 'those feelings' again.

He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

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bcn_246 Top Referrer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Oxfordshire, UK Posts: 3,520	Re: Quest for the Longest Thread On CD Freaks! Ok done, it has lost a little sharpness, it had to be recoded a few times: Download Here (11mb, WMV9) __________________ Click HERE to join CDFreaks... do it or I will dead you. Last edited by bcn_246; 03-01-2005 at 00:03. Reason: updated file link

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bcn_246 Top Referrer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Oxfordshire, UK Posts: 3,520	Re: Quest for the Longest Thread On CD Freaks! Not a hobby, just wanted to see if it was possible to convert it into a usible format without losing loads of quality. I will try posting it as a DivX/XviD AVI, it may be better quality. Ben __________________ Click HERE to join CDFreaks... do it or I will dead you. Last edited by bcn_246; 03-01-2005 at 11:59.

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04-01-2005	#15999 (permalink)
debro Blown to smitherines Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The c@ke mixer Posts: 9,969	Re: Quest for the Longest Thread On CD Freaks! The Modern Santa deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those? Santa Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. Santa Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam. Santa Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Santa P.S. Tell your mom she got the part. Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging sh*t may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again. Santa Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa __________________ CDFreaks - Overwhelmed by Ignorance since 2005! We lost the battle, but we haven't lost the war! Click Here to sign up to the resistance movement! Viva La Resistance! Admitting that you've illegally downloaded movies/songs and need help to process/burn is comparable to robbing a bank, and walking into the bank the next day holding the bags of money to deposit them into your account. Don't be surprised if people laugh at you when you make the headlines.

04-01-2005	#16000 (permalink)
debro Blown to smitherines Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The c@ke mixer Posts: 9,969	Re: Quest for the Longest Thread On CD Freaks! Are there any Nzedders in the house? Of course, over in NZ, they tell the same joke, except they use aussies instead A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island and after being there for a while they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and lo, and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Kiwi had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon the New Zealander started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?' __________________ CDFreaks - Overwhelmed by Ignorance since 2005! We lost the battle, but we haven't lost the war! Click Here to sign up to the resistance movement! Viva La Resistance! Admitting that you've illegally downloaded movies/songs and need help to process/burn is comparable to robbing a bank, and walking into the bank the next day holding the bags of money to deposit them into your account. Don't be surprised if people laugh at you when you make the headlines.