Quest for the Longest Thread on CD Freaks! - Club CDFreaks

*SirDavidGuy* · 20-06-2002

This is (now) a quest to make the longest thread ever on CD Freaks. Please post, about anything you like, or anything you don't like, or transciptions of your snores, etc.

Note: The next 4/5 posts kind of don't make any sense, I've changed what this thread should be about, and they had already posted on it.

*Airhead* · 20-06-2002

That wasn't so big... On a swedish hardware board we had a topic that spanned over 85 pages... It was about a guy who had a teddy bear...

*Flying Dutchman* · 20-06-2002

Hmm...that was quite pointless.

*cloakdoa* · 20-06-2002

85 pages thats a small book.. : )

vishtaspa · 21-06-2002

I bet they must have gone off the topic several times along the way.

**Hemispasm** · 22-06-2002

Quite a misleading thread subject you have used SirDavidGuy .. thought that this thread would be "the longest (cdfreaks) thread ever-wannabe"

Anyways, if this one gets to be the longest, i am glad i get to be part of it

*SirDavidGuy* · 22-06-2002

That's a good idea. Should we try to make this thread the longest ever?

**Hemispasm** · 23-06-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by SirDavidGuy
That's a good idea. Should we try to make this thread the longest ever?

Yep i think so - noone has ever done such a thing in cdfreaks - we will be the pioneers

*SirDavidGuy* · 23-06-2002

I'll edit my post and make the thread sticky.

**Da_Taxman** · 23-06-2002

We can always merge a few of the longest threads we have had so far

frubsen · 23-06-2002

Check out this Thread from the computer mechanics
http://www.thecomputermechanics.com/...644#post325644

439 pages!!!!

**Hemispasm** · 23-06-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by frubsen
Check out this Thread from the computer mechanics
http://www.thecomputermechanics.com/...644#post325644

439 pages!!!!

I bet we can make it a lot longer than 439 pages !!!!

*Huzzy* · 23-06-2002

hi....i might add a joke i just heard.

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, aged 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in the conversation, Howard turn to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?" and he replies, "SEX."

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while".
"Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Howard's manhood.

Then one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Howard's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have"?

Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's".

*Crowley* · 23-06-2002

so this is a quest
for a quest we need a team of knight and some round table.
Very usefull items are a holy handgrenade and a shubbery
now we can start our quest.

oVerCaffeinated · 24-06-2002

My PlayStation 2's disc drive is all screwed up

*dansmug* · 24-06-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by oVerCaffeinated
My PlayStation 2's disc drive is all screwed up

Bad luck

spunkser21 · 24-06-2002

Hey,

I see we have quite a long way to go before this thread becomes the longest ever

I was thinking would there bea Guiness World Record entry for the longest thread on a forum?

Might go do some searching on that and get back to yah.

Dont want to searh first and then post in the same post coz then I will waste valuable lengthening posts

*Airhead* · 24-06-2002

I don't have a pet...

*SirDavidGuy* · 24-06-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by Airhead
I don't have a pet...

You should get a dog.

*dansmug* · 24-06-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by SirDavidGuy
You should get a dog.

No, a cat

*SirDavidGuy* · 24-06-2002

Quote:

Originally posted by dansmug
No, a cat

Cats are evil!

Cats: Scratch you for making them sleep outside
Dogs: Lick you for letting them back in

Cats: Spend 90% of the time licking themselves, 5% Coughing up the what they lick, and 5% of the time scratching you
Dogs: Spend 60% time sleeping, and 40% adoring you

Cats: Try to hide your keys
Dogs: Bring you your slippers

*Upp3rd0G* · 25-06-2002

Ducks are cool!

I don't believe in reincarnation, but if I would... I wouldn't mind returning as a duck swimming in a pond. Just swim a little bit, maybe fly a little bit, teasing the lady-ducks a little bit, get food/bread from people who drop by so I don't have to search for my own food!

**Hemispasm** · 25-06-2002

Quote:

Cats are evil!

Yep you're right but chicks seem to "bite" more with a cat

Anyways i don't think there's any dog or cat that would like living in my tiny 29sq.m student flat so i might as well stick to pet fish

*Upp3rd0G* · 25-06-2002

Another thing: anybody around here who can appreciate a good single malt whisky? I prefer the speyside malts in general, but I can also appreciate the strong/explicit taste of an Islay whisky.

Sh82nKraZy · 25-06-2002

Since we're trying to make a long ass thread...we might as well make it entertaining. So here's another joke...

Three guys get washed up on an island and are taken captive by cannibals. The cannibals tell them that each one of them has to go in the forest and bring back 10 fruits of the same kind. The first guy goes and brings back ten apricots. The cannibals tell him that if he can shove all ten apricots up his ass they'll let him go. He gets 1...2......3.......4.......5 and then finally stops, so they eat him. The next guy comes with ten cherries...they tell him to do the same thing. He gets 1..2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 and starts laughing his ass off and all the cherries fall out. Before they eat him they ask, "You were so close! Why did you start laughing and not get the last one in??" He replies, "I saw my friend coming back with ten cantelopes..."

Hehe...keep posting!

20-06-2002	#1 (permalink)
SirDavidGuy CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,467	Quest for the Longest Thread on CD Freaks! <a href='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a13febf7&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=30&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a13febf7' border='0' alt='' /></a> This is (now) a quest to make the longest thread ever on CD Freaks. Please post, about anything you like, or anything you don't like, or transciptions of your snores, etc. Note: The next 4/5 posts kind of don't make any sense, I've changed what this thread should be about, and they had already posted on it. Last edited by SirDavidGuy; 23-06-2002 at 00:26.

20-06-2002	#2 (permalink)
Airhead Letiled Modelatol Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: La Suède Posts: 6,893	That wasn't so big... On a swedish hardware board we had a topic that spanned over 85 pages... It was about a guy who had a teddy bear... __________________ This line is currently vacant. Or Is It??? You want fast answers? Use our search. <-- Or else! If you have not already, read our rules! <-- Or else again! bcn_246: "Wales are shitty animals to, all they do is swim around and make funny noises that people cant hear." You really should join us on IRC! IrcNet, #cdfreaks-int \| Or go here Fear my massive avatar history log! Not updated! "But do they keep increasing in size like mine?" - kwkard

20-06-2002	#3 (permalink)
Flying Dutchman CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC / Binghamton Posts: 1,369	Hmm...that was quite pointless. __________________ I'm not spamming, I'm trying to help people And the CDFreaks living room has reached a new low...

20-06-2002	#4 (permalink)
cloakdoa CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: United States- Florida Posts: 1,456	85 pages thats a small book.. : ) __________________ Oh my, is that cd on fire?? I smell some hot plastics... Look at the orange button at the top 6th over from the left. It says Search. You can use this to help !!!!

22-06-2002	#6 (permalink)
Hemispasm Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bye bye Navy, here comes Sweden!! Posts: 4,079	Quite a misleading thread subject you have used SirDavidGuy .. thought that this thread would be "the longest (cdfreaks) thread ever-wannabe" Anyways, if this one gets to be the longest, i am glad i get to be part of it __________________ [Airhead]: How the devil?! I got 69! I am a french lesbian! Hemi HATES wallpapers AND pickles ........ never forget that There is one thing more evil than pickles, and that is STATISTICS...

21-06-2002	#5 (permalink)
vishtaspa CD Freaks Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: India Posts: 377	I bet they must have gone off the topic several times along the way.

22-06-2002	#7 (permalink)
SirDavidGuy CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,467	That's a good idea. Should we try to make this thread the longest ever?

23-06-2002	#9 (permalink)
SirDavidGuy CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,467	I'll edit my post and make the thread sticky.

23-06-2002	#10 (permalink)
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23-06-2002	#11 (permalink)
frubsen CD Freaks Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 65	Check out this Thread from the computer mechanics http://www.thecomputermechanics.com/...644#post325644 439 pages!!!!

23-06-2002	#13 (permalink)
Huzzy Resigned Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 1,074	hi....i might add a joke i just heard. Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, aged 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in the conversation, Howard turn to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" and he replies, "SEX." Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while". "Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Howard's manhood. Then one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Howard's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have"? Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's". Last edited by Huzzy; 23-06-2002 at 11:40.

23-06-2002	#14 (permalink)
Crowley CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: zeijen NL Posts: 906	so this is a quest for a quest we need a team of knight and some round table. Very usefull items are a holy handgrenade and a shubbery now we can start our quest.

24-06-2002	#15 (permalink)
oVerCaffeinated CD Freaks Rookie Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Florion Height Posts: 39	My PlayStation 2's disc drive is all screwed up __________________ ONCE SPiT'N FOREVER SMiT'N

24-06-2002	#17 (permalink)
spunkser21 CD Freaks Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: UK Posts: 107	Hey, I see we have quite a long way to go before this thread becomes the longest ever I was thinking would there bea Guiness World Record entry for the longest thread on a forum? Might go do some searching on that and get back to yah. Dont want to searh first and then post in the same post coz then I will waste valuable lengthening posts

24-06-2002	#18 (permalink)
Airhead Letiled Modelatol Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: La Suède Posts: 6,893	I don't have a pet... __________________ This line is currently vacant. Or Is It??? You want fast answers? Use our search. <-- Or else! If you have not already, read our rules! <-- Or else again! bcn_246: "Wales are shitty animals to, all they do is swim around and make funny noises that people cant hear." You really should join us on IRC! IrcNet, #cdfreaks-int \| Or go here Fear my massive avatar history log! Not updated! "But do they keep increasing in size like mine?" - kwkard

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25-06-2002	#22 (permalink)
Upp3rd0G CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: NL Posts: 2,108	Ducks are cool! I don't believe in reincarnation, but if I would... I wouldn't mind returning as a duck swimming in a pond. Just swim a little bit, maybe fly a little bit, teasing the lady-ducks a little bit, get food/bread from people who drop by so I don't have to search for my own food! __________________ You can help us to help you even better. You can help fund our research Please read the rules Please detail your problem... What info do U provide? Try our Search... function Please read this for more info on audio copy protections

25-06-2002	#24 (permalink)
Upp3rd0G CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: NL Posts: 2,108	Another thing: anybody around here who can appreciate a good single malt whisky? I prefer the speyside malts in general, but I can also appreciate the strong/explicit taste of an Islay whisky. __________________ You can help us to help you even better. You can help fund our research Please read the rules Please detail your problem... What info do U provide? Try our Search... function Please read this for more info on audio copy protections

25-06-2002	#25 (permalink)
Sh82nKraZy CD Freaks Fairy Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Cali, US Posts: 54	Since we're trying to make a long ass thread...we might as well make it entertaining. So here's another joke... Three guys get washed up on an island and are taken captive by cannibals. The cannibals tell them that each one of them has to go in the forest and bring back 10 fruits of the same kind. The first guy goes and brings back ten apricots. The cannibals tell him that if he can shove all ten apricots up his ass they'll let him go. He gets 1...2......3.......4.......5 and then finally stops, so they eat him. The next guy comes with ten cherries...they tell him to do the same thing. He gets 1..2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 and starts laughing his ass off and all the cherries fall out. Before they eat him they ask, "You were so close! Why did you start laughing and not get the last one in??" He replies, "I saw my friend coming back with ten cantelopes..." Hehe...keep posting! __________________ "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T....I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson My Balls On Your Forehead - Me

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