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inssane · 20-05-2001

If restaurants functioned like Microsoft....

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

Waiter leaves.

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:

Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.00

Upgrade to the newer Soup of the Day . . . $2.50

Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.00

**gnat=GNU Ada Translator ;ICSA certified firewall

ChicaneWeaver · 24-05-2001

Please mate.
If you think you can do better than Microsoft has over Windows then i suggest you shut up. I think that MS has done well in Windows. Windows 2000 has an up time of 99.999. SO please if u can make a better windows, please send it to me. at Chazdav@hotmail.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cya
ChicaneWeaver

*whatever* · 25-05-2001

LOL@insane

20-05-2001	#1 (permalink)
inssane CD Freaks Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 99	<a href='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a13febf7&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=30&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a13febf7' border='0' alt='' /></a> If restaurants functioned like Microsoft.... Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Patron: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?! Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check. Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. Patron: This is potato soup. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. Waiter leaves. Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! The check: Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.00 Upgrade to the newer Soup of the Day . . . $2.50 Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.00 **gnat=GNU Ada Translator ;ICSA certified firewall __________________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'm on fire

24-05-2001	#2 (permalink)
ChicaneWeaver CD Freaks Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: England, South, Near Southampton Posts: 157	Please mate. If you think you can do better than Microsoft has over Windows then i suggest you shut up. I think that MS has done well in Windows. Windows 2000 has an up time of 99.999. SO please if u can make a better windows, please send it to me. at Chazdav@hotmail.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cya ChicaneWeaver __________________ lOvE lIfE wHiLe YoU cAn!!!!!!!

25-05-2001	#3 (permalink)
whatever CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: cdfreaks forum Posts: 700	LOL@insane __________________ Blah !

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