Having Size Problems? - Club CDFreaks

*debro* · 07-07-2004

C'mon, we've all been there.

Standing over the urinal, holding our most precious possession, and a bloke comes and stands next to you, you happen to catch a glance, not that your gay, or perhaps you are and decide to appreciate the view, and said guy is bloody Huge / Petite.

If you're a woman, or you haven't got the idea, the question doesn't apply to you

The question is - How big are you?

**Da_Taxman** · 07-07-2004

Wrong: Guess what I have in my hand
Right: Guess what I have in my hands

Tweezers is the right answer

*Stoner* · 07-07-2004

You wanna talk about land mammals or ocean mammals? 'cause them blue whales are not only long in body size, they probably have dongs that's bigger than you.

Speaking of size, I need to trim my jungle, 'cause it's getty freaky down there. Man, it looks like I'm growing a weed forest down there. Damn.

*debro* · 07-07-2004

Like so?

Gil T Pleasure · 07-07-2004

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Originally Posted by Stoner

them blue whales are not only long in body size, they probably have dongs that's bigger than you.

Like this: http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/whale.jpg

*debro* · 08-07-2004

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Originally Posted by Gil T Pleasure

Like this: http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/whale.jpg

I'm still bigger

*theone1_* · 08-07-2004

1. I haven't measured it
2. I am 14. Much smaller than you guys there

*Namoh* · 08-07-2004

My football-mates told me that I should have been black.

**Dee-ehn** · 09-07-2004

Peter North is jealous of me

does that satisfy the question?

btw quite frankly, I don't care a single bit

*debro* · 09-07-2004

Who's Peter North?

*debro* · 09-07-2004

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Originally Posted by Namoh

My football-mates told me that I should have been black.

Was that a compliment on the size of your wang, or an insult regarding the way you behave?

*Stoner* · 09-07-2004

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Originally Posted by debro

Who's Peter North?

It's my nick name. And no I'm not jealous of Dee, 'cause he know damn well, I've started in more porn than him.

*debro* · 09-07-2004

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Originally Posted by Stoner

It's my nick name. And no I'm not jealous of Dee, 'cause he know damn well, I've started in more porn than him.

So .... you were the schoolgirl then?

Or are you african american?

*Stoner* · 09-07-2004

I can be a black school girl w/ an ass the size of hams, if the price is right, to satisfy your fetish.

**Dee-ehn** · 09-07-2004

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Originally Posted by debro

Who's Peter North?

Have a look here

*RedHatted* · 11-07-2004

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Originally Posted by Dee-ehn

Have a look here

Hey, I have 2 or 3 pornos with this guy... (And no, they're not gay porno...

)

Actually one of them is my favorite.. Do you want me to tell you the scenario ? It's interesting!

*i'm checking my enormous collection now... Who knows, i may have all of his movies...*

*debro* · 12-07-2004

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Originally Posted by RedHatted

(And no, they're not gay porno...

)

I'm glad you cleared up, cos the impression that you give ........

I dunno.

Welcome back .........

"Women are good, women are yummy"

Keep repeating that RedHatted and you'll be fine

/me falls off my chair laughing.

/me gets funny looks

from all the other engineers

**Da_Taxman** · 17-07-2004

*RedHatted* · 17-07-2004

Hey, I've seen that thing before Da_Tax...

Oh, I just remembered... It's in my pants (special order, so the beast stays in and don't cause any injuries).

*RedHatted* · 17-07-2004

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Originally Posted by debro

I'm glad you cleared up, cos the impression that you give ........

I dunno.

I think you've mistaken the persons. The one you are talking about is dansy.

**xtacydima** · 18-07-2004

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Originally Posted by debro

...Standing over the urinal, holding our most precious possession, and...

This part alone reminds me of a situation at a club I omce went to when I was 18years old. It was called Tunnel, in Manhattan, and the bathrooms there are co-ed... meaning shared. A drunk girl hung at at the bathroom and she seemed quite blittzzed. I went to do my thing at the urinal, and she came by, leaned over, and just starred... yes at it. I couldnt go, I just couldnt. After a few seconds of trying I just had to let it out and yell, "OK listen, I will show it to ya after i'm done, just let me pee" and she just leaned over to another side and I was able to finally go. As I was done she passed out on the dirty urin covered floor near where all the cigarette butts were.

Well I just felt like sharing this story, becaus eyour initial part of the senetnce reminded me of it, even though its completely off topic.

**Dee-ehn** · 18-07-2004

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Originally Posted by xtacydima

This part alone reminds me of a situation at a club I omce went to when I was 18years old. It was called Tunnel, in Manhattan, and the bathrooms there are co-ed... meaning shared. A drunk girl hung at at the bathroom and she seemed quite blittzzed. I went to do my thing at the urinal, and she came by, leaned over, and just starred... yes at it. I couldnt go, I just couldnt. After a few seconds of trying I just had to let it out and yell, "OK listen, I will show it to ya after i'm done, just let me pee" and she just leaned over to another side and I was able to finally go. As I was done she passed out on the dirty urin covered floor near where all the cigarette butts were.

Many thanx for introducing the camera phone to share moments like these with your friends

**xtacydima** · 18-07-2004

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Originally Posted by Dee-ehn

Many thanx for introducing the camera phone to share moments like these with your friends

Not back when I was 18, almost 9 years ago, not even color phones back then.

*RedHatted* · 18-07-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by xtacydima

As I was done she passed out on the dirty urin covered floor near where all th

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07-07-2004	#1 (permalink)
debro Blown to smitherines Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The c@ke mixer Posts: 9,836	Having Size Problems? <a href='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a13febf7&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=30&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a13febf7' border='0' alt='' /></a> C'mon, we've all been there. Standing over the urinal, holding our most precious possession, and a bloke comes and stands next to you, you happen to catch a glance, not that your gay, or perhaps you are and decide to appreciate the view, and said guy is bloody Huge / Petite. If you're a woman, or you haven't got the idea, the question doesn't apply to you The question is - How big are you? __________________ CDFreaks - Overwhelmed by Ignorance since 2005! We lost the battle, but we haven't lost the war! Click Here to sign up to the resistance movement! Viva La Resistance! Admitting that you've illegally downloaded movies/songs and need help to process/burn is comparable to robbing a bank, and walking into the bank the next day holding the bags of money to deposit them into your account. Don't be surprised if people laugh at you when you make the headlines.

07-07-2004	#2 (permalink)
Da_Taxman Senior (non-technical) Admin Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Eindhoven, The Netherlands Posts: 13,504	Re: Having Size Problems? Wrong: Guess what I have in my hand Right: Guess what I have in my hands Tweezers is the right answer __________________ By registering to our forum you accepted our rules and policies (Dutch), so respect CD Freaks by respecting these rules and policies; Please read these helpful tips and links for all (newbies and oldtimers) Please describe your problem as clear as possible in your topic title, so that others can see what it is about and are more inclined to help if it is something they know something about; I do not provide technical support over E-mail or Private Message (emails with such requests will be bounced); Please post your questions as clear as possible, so others can help you get a correct answer sooner; Please use our search, you might get an answer to your question sooner that way; For any forum related issues you can contact me through PM; I don't dislike newbies, just lazy people who expect others to do their work for them.

07-07-2004	#3 (permalink)
Stoner CD Freaks Troll Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,358	Re: Having Size Problems? You wanna talk about land mammals or ocean mammals? 'cause them blue whales are not only long in body size, they probably have dongs that's bigger than you. Speaking of size, I need to trim my jungle, 'cause it's getty freaky down there. Man, it looks like I'm growing a weed forest down there. Damn.

08-07-2004	#7 (permalink)
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08-07-2004	#8 (permalink)
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09-07-2004	#9 (permalink)
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09-07-2004	#10 (permalink)
debro Blown to smitherines Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The c@ke mixer Posts: 9,836	Re: Having Size Problems? Who's Peter North? __________________ CDFreaks - Overwhelmed by Ignorance since 2005! We lost the battle, but we haven't lost the war! Click Here to sign up to the resistance movement! Viva La Resistance! Admitting that you've illegally downloaded movies/songs and need help to process/burn is comparable to robbing a bank, and walking into the bank the next day holding the bags of money to deposit them into your account. Don't be surprised if people laugh at you when you make the headlines.

09-07-2004	#14 (permalink)
Stoner CD Freaks Troll Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,358	Re: Having Size Problems? I can be a black school girl w/ an ass the size of hams, if the price is right, to satisfy your fetish.

17-07-2004	#18 (permalink)
Da_Taxman Senior (non-technical) Admin Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Eindhoven, The Netherlands Posts: 13,504	Re: Having Size Problems? __________________ By registering to our forum you accepted our rules and policies (Dutch), so respect CD Freaks by respecting these rules and policies; Please read these helpful tips and links for all (newbies and oldtimers) Please describe your problem as clear as possible in your topic title, so that others can see what it is about and are more inclined to help if it is something they know something about; I do not provide technical support over E-mail or Private Message (emails with such requests will be bounced); Please post your questions as clear as possible, so others can help you get a correct answer sooner; Please use our search, you might get an answer to your question sooner that way; For any forum related issues you can contact me through PM; I don't dislike newbies, just lazy people who expect others to do their work for them.

17-07-2004	#19 (permalink)
RedHatted IamRocket Wannabe Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Greece Posts: 792	Re: Having Size Problems? Hey, I've seen that thing before Da_Tax... Oh, I just remembered... It's in my pants (special order, so the beast stays in and don't cause any injuries). __________________ .: Fear The ReapeR :.