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Old 16-04-2005   #251 (permalink)
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pick the spinach from between his teeth with his/her new big purple latex hang down. The doctor didn't know whether to laugh or...
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So Brutus left, running out the door with her new rubber hang down floppin under her dress, straight into...
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a bear trap that Ted had set right in front of the door. SNAP went the jaws and her/his "hang down" became a "chopped off" in an instant. The shock and disbeleif overcame Brutus and he/it pulled her/its UZI out from under the dress and zippered Ted into...
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the shadows. "Oh, baby, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night...
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"I´d be delighted if you would do that to me "He screamed in his bathtub filled with warm tomatoes,and then...
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The entire cast of FRIENDS showed up to join in on the fun...Chandler was the first to start taking his clothes off and the rest of the cast were all about to dive into the tomato tub, when all of the sudden...
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Now that they know he's into rubber, that got everyone so excited that they started to jump and frolic and squish those warm tomatoes with their butt cheeks. They all were getting into it, when....
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