CD Freaks book - Club CDFreaks

*rfjr23* · 07-04-2005

Here's another game we can all join in on. Here's how it works... I start with a sentence. The next person adds another sentence to mine and so on and so forth. The story unfolds as we all add to it.

For example, my post would start: As Billy entered the room he noticed someone.

Then the next post would go: He yelled, "Who are you?!"

Get the idea? Let's try it! I'll start with...

Throughout the night a long, steady rain bore down on an old, beat up car, parked just outside of a bar.

**Dee-ehn** · 07-04-2005

There was a sign behind the window of the car, saying "purple dildo's for sale".

*Sexy_Southerner* · 07-04-2005

As one of the locals passed by, they wrote down ..."USED" in front of the sign.

Discentropy · 07-04-2005

Immediately thereafter, a women got out of the car with a very satisfied look on her face.

MRCloner · 07-04-2005

She looked happy, a minute later another woman came out of the car.

(Does it have to be sexual?)

*rfjr23* · 07-04-2005

but relized the local police department just pulled up, and asked what was going on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MRCloner

Does it have to be sexual?

wasnt intending for it to be, but what ever floats people's boat i guess

*Mr. Belvedere* · 07-04-2005

"You heard about those stolen cows?", farmer Bob said, passing by on his tractor.

*bcn_246* · 07-04-2005

"No, I wonder who would do such a thing?" said the policeman.

Discentropy · 07-04-2005

"Funny thing was all the purple dildo's out in the field. I'd say those cows had one hell of a time last night. The Bull's, however, looked none to pleased." said farmer Bob

*bcn_246* · 07-04-2005

"How kinky" said the police officer.

*Mr. Belvedere* · 07-04-2005

"And the Mets", said cousin Ted "How did they do last weekend?". Everyone laughed at Ted.

*bcn_246* · 07-04-2005

Ted felt so small, everybody was laughing at him, it wasnt his fault he had no body.

*-=m@rsZ=-* · 08-04-2005

"Damn! why did my mother used softanon during her pregnancy" he asked himself..

*Nosmartz* · 08-04-2005

but alas Ted had to accept what was and move on to the next task in his life which was.....

*-=m@rsZ=-* · 08-04-2005

Fetching new batteries for his purple dildo..

*Nosmartz* · 08-04-2005

which was something that ted knew was a process that had to be accomplished before he......

*Sexy_Southerner* · 08-04-2005

Ran into his new date, there he stood trying to explain the purple dildos, batteries, cows and cops.

*Nosmartz* · 08-04-2005

Ofcourse ted had no explanation so he just told her that......

*Sexy_Southerner* · 08-04-2005

He had no clue how to even begin to explain the debauchery that presented itself.

kurb · 08-04-2005

All this time the police officer had such a confused look on his face as he was writing in his black book. At this same moment, one of the women that was previously in the car got a really good idea.

*DJMind* · 08-04-2005

She thought that maybe the police officer might fancy some of the dildos himself, so she smiled, handed him a few, and the already puzzled police police officer said...

*Namoh* · 08-04-2005

I don't like purple dildos ................... but I like you.

Did you guys know we have such a thread in the Dutch Forum of CDFreaks since 25-08-2002

, the only difference with this thread is that in the Dutch version everyone is limited to 3 words a post. Link to Dutch version

*DJMind* · 08-04-2005

At that moment, all of the bulls that had been sodimized the night before broke through the fence and started running towards the dildo peddler to get their revenge...

*Namoh* · 08-04-2005

everybody was in a shock when they saw the mad bulls coming

*DJMind* · 08-04-2005

The police officer jumped for joy, because that meant he got to use the "big guns" in his trunk...He made his way to his cruiser, popped the trunk and got out his AR-15 assault rifle he had been waiting so long to get to use...

07-04-2005	#1 (permalink)
rfjr23 CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dallas Posts: 1,173	CD Freaks book <a href='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a13febf7&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='http://adstats.cdfreaks.com/www/delivery/avw.php?zoneid=30&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a13febf7' border='0' alt='' /></a> Here's another game we can all join in on. Here's how it works... I start with a sentence. The next person adds another sentence to mine and so on and so forth. The story unfolds as we all add to it. For example, my post would start: As Billy entered the room he noticed someone. Then the next post would go: He yelled, "Who are you?!" Get the idea? Let's try it! I'll start with... Throughout the night a long, steady rain bore down on an old, beat up car, parked just outside of a bar. __________________ Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see and none of what you remember. _______________________________________________________ I hate these Error 404 Pages dont you ? Latest RIAA Lawsuit " Before you turn any screw, or loosen any bolt, check the nut behind the keyboard"

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Dee-ehn Administrator Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: On my chair Posts: 14,987	Re: CD Freaks book There was a sign behind the window of the car, saying "purple dildo's for sale". __________________ Every answer is just a question away... My other hobby is photography. Come take a look at what I do! Help us fighting cancer! Hardware tools: Prime95, Sandra, MemtestX86, MBM, DFT CD/DVD: Smartripper, DVD Decrypter, DVD Shrink, ForceAspi Check your CPU wattage online! Linux: be root \|\| Windows: reboot

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Sexy_Southerner Chocolate Aficionado Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 5,457	Re: CD Freaks book As one of the locals passed by, they wrote down ..."USED" in front of the sign. __________________ wobble " I like to play "dress up" now and then!" source The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth.There's a lot of lying and these are people who are incredibly flawed, and not in very sort of empathetic ways, either. Some of the things they do are pretty awful and some of the things they do to each other are pretty awful.-Will Arnett

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Discentropy CD Freaks Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: On patrol in The City. SPOON!!! Posts: 443	Re: CD Freaks book Immediately thereafter, a women got out of the car with a very satisfied look on her face. __________________ My Signature I am lost. I have gone out to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. Mean people suck.

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bcn_246 Top Referrer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Oxfordshire, UK Posts: 3,520	Re: CD Freaks book "No, I wonder who would do such a thing?" said the policeman. __________________ Click HERE to join CDFreaks... do it or I will dead you.

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Discentropy CD Freaks Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: On patrol in The City. SPOON!!! Posts: 443	Re: CD Freaks book "Funny thing was all the purple dildo's out in the field. I'd say those cows had one hell of a time last night. The Bull's, however, looked none to pleased." said farmer Bob __________________ My Signature I am lost. I have gone out to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. Mean people suck.

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Mr. Belvedere CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Cthulhu Ninja Zombie Posts: 14,667	Re: CD Freaks book "And the Mets", said cousin Ted "How did they do last weekend?". Everyone laughed at Ted. __________________ I might be evil. Want to make dvd movie backups? Take the 5-step or the 2-step process. Fun, fast and free!

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bcn_246 Top Referrer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Oxfordshire, UK Posts: 3,520	Re: CD Freaks book Ted felt so small, everybody was laughing at him, it wasnt his fault he had no body. __________________ Click HERE to join CDFreaks... do it or I will dead you.

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Nosmartz CDFreaks Resident Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,017	Re: CD Freaks book but alas Ted had to accept what was and move on to the next task in his life which was.....

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Namoh CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Somewhere in space Posts: 6,272	Re: CD Freaks book I don't like purple dildos ................... but I like you. Did you guys know we have such a thread in the Dutch Forum of CDFreaks since 25-08-2002 , the only difference with this thread is that in the Dutch version everyone is limited to 3 words a post. Link to Dutch version __________________ When you're little, what you really want is for grown-ups to make the world a safe place where dreams can come true and promises are never broken. And when you're little, it doesn't seem like a lot to ask. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. New rig: Antec P182 Super Mid Tower, Intel Quad Q6600 2.4Ghz @ 3.0Ghz, Thermalright Ultra-120 Extreme, Kingston 4Gb 1066Mhz dual channel, MSI NX8800GTX OC Edition 768 MB, 4 x 500 GB Seagate Barracuda 7200.10, Asus DRW-1814BLT DVD-RW, NEC AD-7173S DVD-RW, NEC 3,5" diskdrive, Logitech X-540 speakers, Samsung TFT SyncMaster 245B, Creative X-Fi Xtreme Gamer, Be Quiet Dark Power Pro 850Watt, dual boot Windows XP SP2 and Windows Vista.

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Namoh CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Somewhere in space Posts: 6,272	Re: CD Freaks book everybody was in a shock when they saw the mad bulls coming __________________ When you're little, what you really want is for grown-ups to make the world a safe place where dreams can come true and promises are never broken. And when you're little, it doesn't seem like a lot to ask. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. New rig: Antec P182 Super Mid Tower, Intel Quad Q6600 2.4Ghz @ 3.0Ghz, Thermalright Ultra-120 Extreme, Kingston 4Gb 1066Mhz dual channel, MSI NX8800GTX OC Edition 768 MB, 4 x 500 GB Seagate Barracuda 7200.10, Asus DRW-1814BLT DVD-RW, NEC AD-7173S DVD-RW, NEC 3,5" diskdrive, Logitech X-540 speakers, Samsung TFT SyncMaster 245B, Creative X-Fi Xtreme Gamer, Be Quiet Dark Power Pro 850Watt, dual boot Windows XP SP2 and Windows Vista.

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Nosmartz CDFreaks Resident Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,017	Re: CD Freaks book which was something that ted knew was a process that had to be accomplished before he......

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Sexy_Southerner Chocolate Aficionado Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 5,457	Re: CD Freaks book Ran into his new date, there he stood trying to explain the purple dildos, batteries, cows and cops. __________________ wobble " I like to play "dress up" now and then!" source The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth.There's a lot of lying and these are people who are incredibly flawed, and not in very sort of empathetic ways, either. Some of the things they do are pretty awful and some of the things they do to each other are pretty awful.-Will Arnett

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Nosmartz CDFreaks Resident Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,017	Re: CD Freaks book Ofcourse ted had no explanation so he just told her that......

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Sexy_Southerner Chocolate Aficionado Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 5,457	Re: CD Freaks book He had no clue how to even begin to explain the debauchery that presented itself. __________________ wobble " I like to play "dress up" now and then!" source The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth.There's a lot of lying and these are people who are incredibly flawed, and not in very sort of empathetic ways, either. Some of the things they do are pretty awful and some of the things they do to each other are pretty awful.-Will Arnett

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kurb CD Freaks Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In the Woods of Canada Posts: 337	Re: CD Freaks book All this time the police officer had such a confused look on his face as he was writing in his black book. At this same moment, one of the women that was previously in the car got a really good idea.

08-04-2005	#21 (permalink)
DJMind CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 1,836	Re: CD Freaks book She thought that maybe the police officer might fancy some of the dildos himself, so she smiled, handed him a few, and the already puzzled police police officer said... __________________ DigitalLiquid Productions - http://www.digitalliquid.tk AMD Athlon 64(tm) 3000+ Venice w/ 1GB PC3200 SDRAM Seagate Barracuda (80GB) x2 JLMS XJ-HD166S + Nutech DVDRW DDW-082 + LiteOn SOHW-1693S NVIDIA GeForce 6800GS Soundblaster Live! Microsoft Windows XP Professional (Service Pack 2) Last edited by djmind; 08-04-2005 at 06:51. Reason: typo

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DJMind CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 1,836	Re: CD Freaks book At that moment, all of the bulls that had been sodimized the night before broke through the fence and started running towards the dildo peddler to get their revenge... __________________ DigitalLiquid Productions - http://www.digitalliquid.tk AMD Athlon 64(tm) 3000+ Venice w/ 1GB PC3200 SDRAM Seagate Barracuda (80GB) x2 JLMS XJ-HD166S + Nutech DVDRW DDW-082 + LiteOn SOHW-1693S NVIDIA GeForce 6800GS Soundblaster Live! Microsoft Windows XP Professional (Service Pack 2) Last edited by djmind; 08-04-2005 at 08:23. Reason: typo

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DJMind CDFreaks Resident Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 1,836	Re: CD Freaks book The police officer jumped for joy, because that meant he got to use the "big guns" in his trunk...He made his way to his cruiser, popped the trunk and got out his AR-15 assault rifle he had been waiting so long to get to use... __________________ DigitalLiquid Productions - http://www.digitalliquid.tk AMD Athlon 64(tm) 3000+ Venice w/ 1GB PC3200 SDRAM Seagate Barracuda (80GB) x2 JLMS XJ-HD166S + Nutech DVDRW DDW-082 + LiteOn SOHW-1693S NVIDIA GeForce 6800GS Soundblaster Live! Microsoft Windows XP Professional (Service Pack 2)

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