Since we're trying to make a long ass thread...we might as well make it entertaining. So here's another joke...

Three guys get washed up on an island and are taken captive by cannibals. The cannibals tell them that each one of them has to go in the forest and bring back 10 fruits of the same kind. The first guy goes and brings back ten apricots. The cannibals tell him that if he can shove all ten apricots up his ass they'll let him go. He gets 1...2......3.......4.......5 and then finally stops, so they eat him. The next guy comes with ten cherries...they tell him to do the same thing. He gets 1..2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 and starts laughing his ass off and all the cherries fall out. Before they eat him they ask, "You were so close! Why did you start laughing and not get the last one in??" He replies, "I saw my friend coming back with ten cantelopes..."

Hehe...keep posting!