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Originally posted by dansmug No, a cat |
Cats are evil!
Cats: Scratch you for making them sleep outside
Dogs: Lick you for letting them back in
Cats: Spend 90% of the time licking themselves, 5% Coughing up the what they lick, and 5% of the time scratching you
Dogs: Spend 60% time sleeping, and 40% adoring you
Cats: Try to hide your keys
Dogs: Bring you your slippers