I know I'll just talk to myself.

Me: It was worth signing up here wasn't it?
Me again: Of course, people so helpful, willing to share their knowledge
Me again: Yes I'm amazed people have the time to help one another out
Me again: Yes you're right. And such an active forum I'm glad I took the time to look into this
Me again: I think I'll approach this problem from a different angle now instead
Me again: Oh yes, how's that then
Me again: Well I could forget all about this software which I've purchased since no one is willing to support it so I think I'll just record what I need by playing off my laptop into my dvd recorder
Me again: Good idea.
Me again: Well nice chatting to you, maybe we'll see you here again
Me again: Doubtful, I think I'd get more support down at the local schools computer club