Read carefully kids!

Ever seen Fight Club? Know it's rules? No? Here you go.


The Tutorial:

1: You don't tell anybody ever ever never ever never ever never that you download illegal software. You never know who's listening.

2: never!

3: You don't ask for advice regarding illegal matters to total strangers. Why not!? Because they might perform a felony by NOT taking you in. Got that?

4: You never ever never ever tell what programs you use, what your isp is, what your family name is and how old you are. ANY INFORMATION will be used against you.



FAQ:


Q: I don't get it
A: Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Q: Is everything i say cached?
A: Ever heard of Google!?

Q: Is everything i do on the internet logged?
A: Ever heard of router tables for instance?

Q: Am i anonymous?
A: No. You are NEVER anonymous. You use at least one ip address.

Q: But that can be an anonymous ip!
A: Sure. Keep thinking that while the feds show up.

Q: So, in basic if you want to obtain illegal stuff you just teach yourself, ask knowledge among trusted people and keep a very low profile?
A: Tadaaa!

Q: Can i trust you?
A: Do i know you? Do you know me?